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So without further ado, here are 7 things you should know before dating a Spanish girl. Summer vacation means a lot of things to a lot of different people. you’ll be spending your holidays at the beach for as long as the relationship lasts.Or – if you’re even less lucky – in her or parents who own a beach house in Marbella. Google’s giving me quite a bit of love on this article.

So without further ado, here are 7 things you should know before dating a Spanish girl. Summer vacation means a lot of things to a lot of different people. you’ll be spending your holidays at the beach for as long as the relationship lasts.Or – if you’re even less lucky – in her or parents who own a beach house in Marbella. Google’s giving me quite a bit of love on this article.

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And Spanish girls are often beautiful, passionate, joyous… But before you pack your bags and hop on the first flight to Madrid, you should know: beautiful, passionate and joyous is not the whole story.

I’ve written before about the benefits of dating people from other countries.

But if you’re the type of person whose heart starts racing if it looks like you’ll be 2 minutes late for an appointment, you’ve got a lot of “inner work” to do.

Dating a Spanish girl means accepting things you don’t necessarily agree with – and trying to rush her through her two-and-a-half-hour morning routine would be the height of cultural insensitivity. Then be cool: don’t try to hurry her hair-ironing or eyebrow tweezing.

However, for your average Spanish guy, a car is a large part of the seduction process. Most people blame the economy, the real estate market, or something equally lame. Was she just waiting for the interview to be over so she could go back to dating guys with dark hair and the ability to get a tan? But it could also be some wild superstition based on the pre-scientific beliefs of the shepherds in the hills around her town.

Anyway, Spanish girls are used to dating guys who own cars – or who can at least borrow one from Dad when he’s ready for some action. If you’re in your 20s or 30s and carless, but somehow manage to scrape together the money to rent a room in a shared flat, you’ve got a leg up on the competition. Maybe she got sick of my carless ass and our sofa dates… Of course, there are people from all over who believe one strange thing or another. Here’s one that bothers me: the idea that aircon or heating makes you sick. The amount of heartbreak I’ve been through because of Spanish girls and our cultural misunderstandings is truly mind-boggling.

Finding awesome hotels can be hard, but it shouldn't have to be! Billabongs are usually formed when the course of a creek or river changes, leaving the former branch with a dead end. : that's certainly true Blow in the bag : have a breathalyser test Blowie : blow fly Bludger : lazy person, layabout, somebody who always relies on other people to do things or lend him things Blue : fight ("he was having a blue with his wife") Blue, make a : make a mistake Bluey : pack, equipment, traffic ticket, redhead Bluey : blue cattle dog (named after its subtle markings) which is an excellent working dog. Bluey : heavy wool or felt jacket worn by mining and construction workers.

Bluey : bluebottle jellyfish Bodgy : of inferior quality Bog in : commence eating, to attack food with enthusiasm Bog standard : basic, unadorned, without accessories (a bog standard car, telephone etc.) Bogan : person who takes little pride in his appearance, spends his days slacking and drinking beer Bogged : Stuck in mud, deep sand (a vehicle).

I remember a 40-something executive telling me, years ago, about how lucky I was to have a girlfriend from a town of 10,000 people, in a nice area. Last I checked I was number one for the search term “Spanish girls”. If you want something a bit newer, check out Pros and cons of living in Madrid.

His wife was from some dusty village of 200 souls in Murcia, 90 minutes’ drive from the beach.

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