Every time he'd pop up on text to say hi, he'd send a selfie of himself along with it. Blamed it on spellcheck, but I don't think that was the case. She literally thought that people in all of Canada spoke "Chinese".
I broke up with a girl because she spelled a word so incorrectly that I couldn't look at her the same any longer and it ruined how I felt about her. I went on a couple of dates with a guy who was so afraid of fish touching his legs that he refused to get in any water other than a chlorinated pool.
We were texting each other during the day about the plans we had to go out for the night and it went something like this-Me- Hey are we still on for tonight? Probably not a deal breaker for most people, but I'm an aquatic ecologist and my job at the time (right out of college) was to organize stream clean up events.
I don't like them either, but they're just chilling out on the path, doing normal bug things.
You don't need to kill them for no reason, you bitch.