Pick a trendy spot; a restaurant with a one-word name like “Hutch” or “Jizz.” It’ll show her that you’re “in the know.” Picking a cool place is definitely more important than picking a fancy place. Unless it is, in which case, this girl might not have any friends or family if she’s going out on a second date for her birthday. Phase 3: Kooky Date – Dinner and drinks are standard, but now you gotta show her that you’ve got some tricks up your sleeve.Don’t actually do any tricks for her, girls HATE magic (both the act of magic AND Magic Johnson).
We all know what carbon dating is, but regular dating? The prefix da- means “to take a chick out” and the suffix “-te” means “for drinks or whatever.” Dates back in Incan Medieval Times usually consisted of just rolling down a hill and praying to a sun god or two and then dying of smallpox, but in today’s fast-paced world, who has the time?
Would you go into a war just wandering around aimlessly with a map held out wide, wearing your backpack in the front like some kinda frightened European tourist? If all goes well, here is how I recommend your dates progress.
This is the date where you watch really shitty TV with her on the couch all day, periodically rising from the couch to answer the door to receive your food delivery.
If she can’t appreciate you at your “haven’t showered, lying on the couch, watching TV all day,” then she doesn’t deserve you at your, “spruced up fancy dinner date.” As the Incans say, Happy Dating!
Some suggestions include – picnic date in the park, sporting event, ice cream stroll, apple picking, concert, comedy show, etc.
Phase 4: Brunch Date – It’s a known fact that the only thing girls like more than hating their roommate is going to brunch.You don’t wanna go blow a hundred bucks right off the bat at some nice dinner, just to realize the second you get there that there’s no chemistry.I didn’t even like chemistry when I was in school, but by god, did I respect it.At this point, just going to a bar to get drinks feels weird, but drinking in a fun location is cool and different.Wine on your (or a friend’s) rooftop, beers as you watch the sunset on the water, sizzurp as you crip walk around a park.Picking the right movie is key; something light that doesn’t require a hundred percent of your attention is recommended. Phase 6: Non-Bar Drinks Date – Now you’re more comfortable with each other, and have officially gone from “dates” to “dating.” What’s the difference?Simple Incan grammar, but mainly, that it’s an act that will presumably continue in the future until one of you decides otherwise.For now, you’re still looking to get to know one another. Wine is a nice touch, unless she’s a recovering alcoholic, then it’s just like, dude, have some tact.Since it’s just the two of you, you can still chat and crack jokes during the movie, and maybe even CUDDLE!Even if you had a non-traditional relationship like myself, the same stages of love can largely be seen across a whole variety of partnerships.This is what they look like: Although it may not seem like it at the time, the first date is one of the best, purest, most fun moments in a couple's life.